1. *I don’t think you trust*



      *secure robot suicide*



      *when robots deserve to dieeeee*

  1. Actually, you see, he did Not commit suicide.

    That showcases how amazing he is as a security robot.

    he gives the *illusion* of death, but has merely become amphibious

    Criminal scum will think he is but a pool float, but then..


    he will emerge, slightly wet, and apprehend.

    1. It records sounds and video. It doesn’t call in sick, it doesn’t complain about pay. It still falls in the water fountain, but that’s cause security always be trippin’

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