If you crop this in a little further it could be /r/accidentalrenaissance
Oh the robohumanity!
all i wanted was to kill all humans
Death Of Comfort
He was so young
All he wanted was a flower for his sweetie
Or a large, properly formatted data file
What about a puppy?
Rip our fallen hero
He was the hero we needed, but not the hero we remembered to waterproof.
The brightest star burns out the quickest.
*I don’t think you trust*
*secure robot suicide*
*when robots deserve to dieeeee*
There will be cake…
Actually, you see, he did Not commit suicide.
That showcases how amazing he is as a security robot.
he gives the *illusion* of death, but has merely become amphibious
Criminal scum will think he is but a pool float, but then..
he will emerge, slightly wet, and apprehend.
Self driving ambulance on the way.
“What is my purpose?”
You replace Paul blart.
“oh my god”
The fountain is now secure AF.
Now it sleeps with the fish.
And it was just 2 days away from retirement.
WTF is a security robot? What does it do? Scoot after shoplifters and call their mothers?
It records sounds and video. It doesn’t call in sick, it doesn’t complain about pay. It still falls in the water fountain, but that’s cause security always be trippin’
Still better than passing butter
He must have forgotten his towel.
Cheezoid kill self
Our D.C. Office got a security robot. It drowned itself.
Was this the Pru robot?
I wonder if an AI based off human brain patterns would ever choose to commit suicide.
Such a stressful job.
Oh my. A security robot violated the 3rd law. 🙁
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